Yeah but the return on investment is still tens of thousands. CEO's turn a million dollar company into a billion dollars, their ideas are literally what the company pays for and if you want their guaranteed success it will be paid for.
Can’t forget that when they really screw the pooch and leave problems for the workers to clean up they still get a golden parachute of their salary for free for a couple years!
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I bet with the pay structure you get the cleanest house possible tho..
if cleaners would be paid like ceos
Lol
Alan Joyce and QANTAS Jumps to everyone's mind instantly!
I like this because what else are we going to promote? Stolen videos with high pitched giggle laugh tracks?
Great work man…. Really creative!
Yeah but the return on investment is still tens of thousands. CEO's turn a million dollar company into a billion dollars, their ideas are literally what the company pays for and if you want their guaranteed success it will be paid for.
All kidding aside, I am going to test this.
I mean when you make the company and run it and are in charge, you can kind of make up your own rules
Yeah most people have NO idea how fucked the system is. And those CEOs get it for zero responsibility too.
This would be true if the CEO also dropped off schematics for an underground bunker you could build
This dude just never misses.
That would actually be great but unions would never go for it since the base rate would have to be lower than the current wages
Can’t forget that when they really screw the pooch and leave problems for the workers to clean up they still get a golden parachute of their salary for free for a couple years!
The top guy couldn't possibly be replaced by the second top guy. That's absurd.
The top guy couldn't possibly be replaced by the second top guy. That's absurd.
Everybody whines about capitalism, but who do labor unions hire as their leaders?
CEOs aren't your friends or your team. They are the theives of the modern world
This actually is beyond funny and just hurts….
He looks like a different person in casual clothes